We're delighted to share the results of our second annual Twitter challenge to #DefineRhetoric. Once again, friends of Harlot have taken up the challenge of defining the harlot of the arts. As you'll see, her shape-shifting trickster spirit is alive on Twitter. Kudos and thanks to everyone who got involved!
Below you'll find the winners of our highly unscientific voting system, plus some other favorites—definitions that made us pause, made us chuckle, and made us sit back and enjoy the enigma.
First Place — Rhetoric: opening one's ears before opening one's mouth. @cdmandrews
Second Place —Rhetoric is disagreeing with someone by saying, "I totally agree with you, but...". @kstedman
Third Place —Rhetorics are machines to culture with. @cgbrooke
It got me into bed. @mgarcia
Rhetoric is interacting with attention. @linzharding
My favorite definition comes from I.A. Richards: the study of miscommunication and its remedies. @johnpwalter
Rhetoric is the subtle yet deliberate shrugging of a hipster's shoulders. @stephenjmcelroy
Rhetoric is book one, page one, paragraph one, sentence one, word one, letter one; it is the beginning of everything. @RhetRock
Rhetoric is when you write a complaint email, reread it, and add a clearer, softer paragraph at the very beginning.@kstedman
... what informs our decisions to say what we say, wear what we wear, eat what we eat, say what we eat, & eat what we say. @jsanofranchini
knowing the ish you can't say, understanding why and having the discipline not to say it .@dradambanks
Rhetoric is the *work* of relations: Rhetoric is the work of *relations* .@sophist_monster
Rhetoric is a collection of algorithms for generating and interpreting arguments. @jamesjbrownjr
the ability to be pliant without being compliant. @drbrowne
Rhetoric is ethics. @mattoakes
This. @beccadargatz
Millions of brief, fleeting opportunities to make connections and build communities through our thoughts, deeds, and words. @TylerBranson
Rhetoric is how we get into each other's heads. @dnathk
the process you use to keep you from cussing out the "is it OK if I miss this class?" student. @dradambanks
Speaking a message in such a way that it becomes heard. @OccupyRhetoric
Rhetoric the hypnotist pushing you from thought to action. @TheGunnShow94
Rhetoric is the practice/study of articulating articulants articulately. @easyrhetor
Show, not tell. @Schmeggelz
#definerhetoric is saying "Shut up!" 100,000 ways for 100,000 audiences and purposes. @TheSD
the combination of logic, emotion, persuasion, timing and power in interpersonal relationships. @kaitlynkivi
Rhetoric is a comma splice with purpose. @RhetRock
Rhetoric is simple: choose battles wisely; fight them well; don't make everything a battle @martinm0955
A discipline directed, at times, to speak toward multiple publics/fields/languages when there is little time or space. @OccupyRhetoric
The practice of making meaning to make things mean while knowing that ambiguity is cooperative and inevitable and necessary. @jdanielwariya
Rhetoric is convincing someone else you're right when you aren't too sure yourself. @emilyyrosco
Rhetoric is the apple to my pie, it's the straw to my berry, it's the thing I do every day! @nmuller95
Rhetoric is finding ways to make your life easier through language. @RhetRock
Showing, saying, sounding, cooking, writing something that has an impact on an audience. @joeliosis21
Rhetoric means sometimes having to say "You're sorry." @drewloewe
Rhetoric is the stream of phenomena you're sending and the stream that you're being sent. @kstedman
Rhetoric is like revenge—it cuts both ways. @RhetRock
Rhetoric is learning all available means of persuasion... not just Aristotle's. @gonzlaur
"Burke doesn't think rhetoric makes human-ness. Burke thinks the function of human-ness is to be rhetorical." -Nan Johnson @jenlmichaels
Rhetoric is when you flip a coin and it lands on the edge, not heads or tails, but both. @RhetRock
Rhetoric: the art of #interrupting how we think by default, so that we may invent, think, and act more consciously & justly.@dancingdivala
Rhetoric is seduction. @ncnapoli
"rhetoric is a living and breathing practice that takes place in real social contexts." - DeGenaroa @codemesh
Rhetoric is the disco ball of language. @RhetRock
quite simply, rhetoric is power over the human mind, heart, and will .@dnathk
The space between the talking drum and what it says. @drbrowne
the MCs ability to move the crowd/the DJs gift at creating a crowd that can be moved. @dradambanks
Rhetoric is can we get extra credit for this Professor Parsons? @chelsfink
Rhetoric is the process of turning nouns and adjectives, subjects and objects, into VERBS. @anokaydane
Rhetoric is meaning making and making meaning. @johnpwalter
Saying a thing on multiple levels, to reach multiple audiences, at once. @OccupyRhetoric
Rhetoric is the stick that hits the beehive. @RhetRock
#DefineRhetoric? It's like defining the color or these walls, the sound of my shoes, a squint, a half-word caught in the throat, a lie. @kstedman
Jumping into the @HarlotTweets #DefineRhetoric competition with a video I made in 2011 -
Definition of Rhetoric from Casey on Vimeo. @soulsmiles
Rhetoric is what your cell phone understands you meant to input vs. what you understood that you wanted to input. ass salad? @RhetRock
Rhetoric: Good for those who wish to revise power, ignorance, or history. @cdmandrews
Rhetoric - breaking down the unbreakable to make sense of it, then putting it back together and explaining it to someone else. @RhetRock
Rhetoric is what teachers do before the semester when students enroll and what students do around finals. @Vieregge
Rhetoric is the difference between a twig that snaps because a pursuer steps on it and a branch creaking in the wind. @kstedman
Rhetoric is the magician's hat. @RhetRock
Rhetoric is being too cute by half without anyone else noticing. @Vieregge
Trying to #definerhetoric is like defining all the ambient sounds around me, the shadows I see, the news I read, the feel of my chair. @kstedman
Thanks for playing! Chime in below if you have additions, revisions, objections, etc. We look forward to next year's batch of brilliance!
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